E46 Update:  Everything is on fire

Kinja'd!!! "Party-vi" (party-vi)
01/12/2016 at 21:18 • Filed to: None

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Decided not to do the thermostat tonight or the radiator hoses and just get the expansion tank replaced and bleed the system. Little did I know my automatic transmission thermostat is a crumbling mess and since I don’t keep E46 automatic transmission thermostats up my ass I’m stuck with a 3,600lb paperweight until Thursday.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! CB > Party-vi
01/12/2016 at 21:20

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Rookie mistake. My anus is a repository for German high-performance car parts.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CB
01/12/2016 at 21:23

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Second shelf on the left?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Party-vi
01/12/2016 at 21:24

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I’m going to assume everything is actually on fire.

RIP E46


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Party-vi
01/12/2016 at 21:25

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Automatic transmission thermostat? Jesus, I’m going to crawl under my pickup and give my transmission a pat.


Kinja'd!!! CB > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
01/12/2016 at 21:26

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No no, third shelf.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > CB
01/12/2016 at 21:28

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Ah my bad, force of habit. It’s Mercedes on the second.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi
01/12/2016 at 21:32

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Sounds more comfortable to not have those shoved up there


Kinja'd!!! BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
01/12/2016 at 21:39

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You get used to it after a while.


Kinja'd!!! Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > Party-vi
01/12/2016 at 22:12

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Kinja'd!!! ciscokidinsf > Party-vi
01/12/2016 at 22:12

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Told you to sell a while ago. Do the thermostat (and might as well do the water pump) and use metal parts for both. Yes, the “fancy” E46 water pump is $200, but it will stick around beyond the OEM 20K-30K mile usual lifetime. Use the expanded tank too. The thermostat is different betwen auto and stick (I have a stick) - Its winter time and you have no heat too? damn dude.


Kinja'd!!! Santiago of Escuderia Boricua > Party-vi
01/12/2016 at 22:48

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The AT on the e46 shares a cooling system with the engine?

Dafuq

And I thought my e36 was bad...


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Party-vi
01/12/2016 at 23:14

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I am going to guess that you didn't start this job by putting paper under the weight of the car. So it's not even doing its job.


Kinja'd!!! they-will-know-my-velocity > CB
01/12/2016 at 23:34

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Can confirm, this is where all top-level oppos keep things like zip-ties and thread-lock.


Kinja'd!!! they-will-know-my-velocity > For Sweden
01/12/2016 at 23:36

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I always assume a late-model BMW is about to catch on fire which is why I haven’t bought one for myself yet.


Kinja'd!!! unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > Party-vi
01/12/2016 at 23:43

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Not even the e38 has a transmission thermostat.....


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > ciscokidinsf
01/13/2016 at 07:14

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Yeah that was a cold ride to work Monday.


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > Santiago of Escuderia Boricua
01/13/2016 at 07:16

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Just another reason to drive a manual I suppose.


Kinja'd!!! LOREM IPSUM > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins)
01/13/2016 at 09:18

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The facelift ones do. Bottom 1/5th of the radiator is the trans cooler. The trans thermostat is curiously referred to as a “voltage regulator.”

Facelift e38 has a water cooled alternator as well.

Glad I own a prefacelift.